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AAAAAAAGGGGGHHH! A TALKING SAUSAGE!


AAAAAAAGGGGGHHH! A TALKING SAUSAGE!

Aaaaaaaggggghhh! A talking sausage!

A joke so well known we can skip it altogether. Punchlined! Prepared some roasted sausage and potatoes recently.

Cut

Splat.

I crave tomatoes like crazy lately. Iron deficiency? If so, no longer. I may turn into a giant tomato any day now. Killer.

Note to self: Sharpen knives.

Backseat

Monkey on your back?

Me, too.

Johnny's

Went back for a meal after many, many a year. An average ho-hum, everyday-ordinary-kinda place. And they have a bit of my heart.

As a little kid, my mom would put me in the car and off we’d go to meet my dad for dinner from time to time. It always seemed new and exciting and yet familiar and comforting at the same time. On the good days, I’d say the same about life.

#CHILDHOOD #CRAVE #JOHNNYSRESTAURANT #JOKES #KNIFE #MOM #MONKEY #PILLOWS #POTATOES #SAUSAGE #TOMATOES