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AND SPIT


AND SPIT

When you mean to spell “Shop” and accidentally spell “Shoop.”

Dentist!

Leading, of course, to the song “Da-Doo” from Little Shop (got it right that time) of Horrors repeating in your thoughts.

(Stuck-da-doo)

More tracks soon play through your mind.

(Lots-da-doo)

And now you’re belting out “shootin’ puppies with a BB gun.”

(Eek-da-doo)

Silently. In your head. Cuz, you know, you’ve got coworkers.

(Shhh-da-doo)

Planation

And gander this! Pumpkin pie batter, looking rather planetary! I didn’t wanna keep mixing, but I did for the sake of Thanksgiving. Best to give the people what they want to live another day.

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