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AND SPIT
When you mean to spell “Shop” and accidentally spell “Shoop.”
Leading, of course, to the song “Da-Doo” from Little Shop (got it right that time) of Horrors repeating in your thoughts.
(Stuck-da-doo)
More tracks soon play through your mind.
(Lots-da-doo)
And now you’re belting out “shootin’ puppies with a BB gun.”
(Eek-da-doo)
Silently. In your head. Cuz, you know, you’ve got coworkers.
(Shhh-da-doo)
And gander this! Pumpkin pie batter, looking rather planetary! I didn’t wanna keep mixing, but I did for the sake of Thanksgiving. Best to give the people what they want to live another day.