HOW TO CONSUME

How to consume baked goods for optimal enjoyment, given the holiday season is nearly upon us! 1) Eye your target and greet it with all the enthusiasm of a six-yr-old child (see child) 2) Commence tongue exercises to activate maximum tastebud functionality 3) Revel in the bond accomplished by having consumed said target knowing it's imparted an indelible mark on your soul (or face) 4) Alternatively, close your eyes to the world and embrace your target with equal parts serenity and ferocity. #RulesForLifeAsWell