I'M GISHING TODAY!
I’m Gishing today! Gishwhes (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen) is often a week long, but this time around it’s a one-day-stay-at-home kinda deal. On the item list, “write a moving handwashing haiku. Post it above your bathroom sink.” Here’s likely the most punctuated, directive, and sales pitchy haiku to date!