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I’m not a fan of posted pics that’ve been retouched to remove or blur the wrinkly ’n’ krinkly bits we all earn with age, but the bright light of day saw fit to hide most in my collection, and I’m not one to argue. 😉 Kinda channeling Glamour Shots, huh? My 8th grade Glamour Shots pic awaits in the comments.

Holy acid-washed, Batman. Had to prop my head up from the weight of those (slightly obscured) earrings.