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Red Onion

Child Yelling In Bathtub

“That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad and the good food would cover for the bad food when it got to your stomach. Like you could eat a carrot with a onion ring and they would travel down to your stomach, then they would get there, and the carrot would say, “It’s cool, he’s with me.” -Mitch Hedberg

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Unless the carrot thought itself an onion ring …

Take your pick, a little neighborly attention: some are just dying for it.

They’ve been waiting for you …

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