Keep It to Once a Month
I’m thinking of making the consumption of donuts a verb. Not in the snow-in-a-parking-lot-donut-verb-kinda way (though I’m great at those!), but in a “Yeah, if ya need me, I’ll be over there, you know, donuting*” kinda way.
*I much prefer the English spelling for doughnut (< see, there it is right now), but for demonstrative purposes, “donut” seems to work best.